All The Trees

shit we watch or ponder or listen to when we're high

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trying to make plans with geminis is like trying to nail jello to a wall.

fastest way to insult a [this] taurus is to act too busy for them.

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joyceyvonna - YouTube

sixteen year old cake decorator

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A 14-year-old who made cakes containing cannabis in a school cookery lesson has been expelled. The pupil at All Saints College in Newcastle shared the brownies with four other boys in his year nine class.

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Permalink asymmetriclloyd: ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES. I honestly can’t think of a situation that can’t be improved with sandwiches.
Permalink pocketdonut: astringofpearls: thusspakekate: ladywhalersofthemoon: farriswheels: mayho: lizdexia: party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson 1985 | Bowling for Soup Bad Day | Daniel Powter Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne Crazy in Love | Beyonce Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects The Reason | Hoobastank Hey Ya | Outkast My Humps | Black Eyed Peas The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 Work It | Missy Elliott White Flag | Dido Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson Leave (Get Out) | Jojo Milkshake | Kelis Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani Mr. Brightside | The Killers Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne So Yesterday | Hilary Duff Click through the image to download or click here. I remember when I was 16. This is Jr prom right here. About 80% of these songs were played at my grade eight grad. Middle schools still existed in 2004? /old These were Junior Prom for me. Sophmore year… why are you making me feel old?  I’m in my early 20s.
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Permalink youarenotyou: viviandemilo: coldeyesthatburn: the-goggles: coldeyesthatburn: outlawempress: via chanelcoco872 um wur the icing at? this cake is naked naked cake is the best cake a cake without icing is just a big ass muffin I appreciate the commentary on this picture very much. Put some frosting on that shit. “a cake without icing is just a big ass muffin”
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